Dave ([info]horsedreamer) wrote,
@ 2007-12-01 19:20:00
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Entry tags:christmas

Santa!

There are those who would suggest that this is a bad gift, and that I should be fearful.



Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November I helped [info]pocket_entropy see the light (8 points). In August on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In July I bought porn for [info]cynic573 (10 points). Last Thursday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In January I pulled over and changed [info]desertrosesmas's flat tire (15 points).

Overall, I've been nice (21 points). For Christmas I deserve a Pony Slaystation 3!

Sincerely,
horsedreamer

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[info]furtivefox
2007-12-02 07:59 pm UTC (link)
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I pulled [info]maxskunk's hair (-5 points). In November I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Sunday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In March I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last week I helped [info]pnthrmgck across the street (6 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1011 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
furtivefox

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Oh yeah baby, just what I wanted ;)

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