Maybe I'm a kite...

Celebrities

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 02:02:58 GMT

I've never had a celebrity crush, I think. Have you?

Super powers

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 06:39:46 GMT

I have two super powers.

super-guilt - It's a little bit like being catholic, I suppose.
cuddles - the kind of touching that you can show on family TV but still makes some people uncomfortable

They aren't terribly useful powers I think, but still better than Aquaman.

So

Sun, 25 Jan 2009 04:29:53 GMT

I'm pretty much depressed. It's probably bad that I really don't feel like doing anything to better my situation right now and I'm mostly just looking forward to May. I feel like I've been sick for a week, but really I think I was sick for four days and then I'm sick again with something else. Whether they're directly or indirectly related I do not know.

I do like to hug and cuddle, though. I am very small and portable and compact. It's like I come in a convenient travel size.

I'm not voting

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:23:05 GMT

I'm just not.

Edit:
Comment with a name or don't bother. There are too many comcast users in VA for me to sort out who belongs to what.

For reference, I am registered in NY. NY is not a swing state.

A Demure Proposition

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 01:44:41 GMT

I gotta be honest. I like Barack Obama for one reason and one reason only:

I'm pro-death.

Nope, I'm not pro-choice or even anti-life. The trouble with the world today is all the people. We need to stop preventing death, stop even giving life a chance to begin with. We need government money to go toward preventing more lives from even getting started. Our policies should not be based on a generational pyramid scheme, and the first step to stopping that is to stop the base from widening.

Hey, at least I'm not suggesting we eat children.

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:20:17 GMT

Fuck.

that is all

Job applications

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:12:04 GMT

regarding the subject: I hate doing them.

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Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:28:48 GMT

If I wanted to start reading Pratchett, where would I start?

|_|) right handed mug is empty too

Thu, 08 May 2008 09:57:03 GMT

c|_|

care mug is empty.

Does it really matter what I'm going to do? If you plan to stop me, I'll tell you. I don't think you can, anyway.

passive agressive bullshit, nevermind, move along

fuck

Tue, 06 May 2008 23:56:29 GMT

I haven't jumped in on a meme of this type in a while, so why not.

If you leave a comment I'll:

tell you why I friended you
associate you with something - a song, a colour, a photo, etc.
tell you something I like about you
tell you a memory I have of you
ask something I've always wanted to know about you
tell you my favorite user pic of yours
in return, you must post this in your LJ. (I don't really care if you do or not, I'll still answer you)

Comments are screened, so answers to my question are private.

My back hurts

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:37:02 GMT

Hoppin' in the shower and headed off to work. Anyone doing anything later?

another meme.

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:26:10 GMT

nius is the internet

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Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:10:05 GMT

Overheard on campus: "I walk like a pedophile." How does a pedophile walk, exactly?

Ah Eeee Oooo

Wed, 05 Mar 2008 00:37:01 GMT

I eat my sugared cereal, but it makes my teeth bacterial.

Ee Ah Ee

Ee Ah Ee Oooh

If you're feelin' kinda cruddy, just stick right by your buddy, and don't eat T-T-T-T-T-T-TOO MUCH FRIED FOOOOOOOOOOD! YEAH!

Silliness

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 22:21:47 GMT

I find it a little bit ridiculous that people feel the need to say "Oh, and single people are cool too" on Valentine's Day. Are you that insecure with your singleness? I've never had an aunt or uncle say "Don't forget us!" on mother or father's day.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Sun, 10 Feb 2008 19:58:14 GMT

I has a flu

Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:45:43 GMT

It's times like this that I wish I had a god, so I could curse him. I'm improving slowly, but I wish I could just take the week off.

On an unrelated note, why do people sitting next to you in a computer lab feel that what you're typing is any of their business? Nosy fucks.

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Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:33:56 GMT

Kai, on Nietzsche: "He just fits so much bullshit into so little meaning, and I just wanna sleep with anyone who can do that."

Back in the 'burg

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 02:43:08 GMT

I'm back from break. If I haven't hugged you yet, something is amiss. I insist that this be remedied post-haste.

What I'm interested in.

Sat, 05 Jan 2008 05:38:58 GMT

Taken from anterus. I was considering posting the one about entries too, but I don't think it's accurate. I don't know the last time I blogged about female genitals.

Create your own! By ga_woo using Web Services by Yahoo!

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Sun, 30 Dec 2007 00:43:13 GMT

Saw a show about bodies with a girl named Zannah in it. Hihi vixen.

Green Christmas

Sat, 22 Dec 2007 17:27:57 GMT

I'm home for the holidays. Here in western NY it's going to be 50 tomorrow.

Sometimes I really hate the holidays. The rest of the time, it's not near the holidays.

I wonder what it's like to have some semblance of financial security. I know what I would get everyone.

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Thu, 20 Dec 2007 13:08:25 GMT

Mom: "I can't find the bananas. I wonder if I left them in the bathroom at work."

Wait. What?

Neat gifts.

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 17:08:37 GMT

I found an interesting gift for the geek on your wishlist. For example, if I were looking for something to get for nius...

Santa!

Sun, 02 Dec 2007 00:21:56 GMT

There are those who would suggest that this is a bad gift, and that I should be fearful.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November I helped pocket_entropy see the light (8 points). In August on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In July I bought porn for cynic573 (10 points). Last Thursday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In January I pulled over and changed desertrosesmas's flat tire (15 points).

Overall, I've been nice (21 points). For Christmas I deserve a Pony Slaystation 3!

Sincerely,
horsedreamer